Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Someone put purple dye in Jeremy Shockey's glove

Whoever nailed Jeremy Shockey with the latest training-camp prank is going to live to regret picking this particular target.

After lunch yesterday, Shockey went to sign some autographs and revealed a very purple left hand, stained with dye after he stuck it inside his glove, not knowing that it had been booby-trapped with the unwashable substance that banks use to mark money.

It will take days for Shockey to remove the deep purple stain, and undoubtedly much less time to identify the culprit.