Saturday, September 8, 2007

Best way to confront the criminal that claims to have found Jesus

When all these thugs and dopes try to come into court with the Bible acting like they have turned their lives around somewhere between conviction and sentencing, I would do what one of my favorite judges does. Anytime a heinous criminal shows up in court with a Bible, this judge always asks the toter of the Good Book if he knows where the Apostle Paul was when he wrote most of the books of the New Testament. Invariably the defendant does not know. The judge then bangs the gavel and says “Paul was in jail, and I am going to give you the same opportunity that he had!”

Read the whole article. Via Reason.