Friday, October 26, 2007

An excellent explanation for why Romanians don't try to make money off of Dracula

It wasn't hard to see their point. To Romanians Vlad was a national figure, not a vampire. Imagine foreigners coming to visit the Lincoln Memorial by the thousands -- wearing stovepipe hats, false beards . . . and plastic fangs. They love Lincoln. They love how he can turn himself into a bat. How he freed the slaves and rises at night to suck the blood of the living. Imagine you know you could make major bucks off these freaks if you chiseled a pair of wicked-looking teeth on Lincoln's statue.

That's from Paul Bibeau's Sundays with Vlad: From Pennsylvania to Transylvania, One Man's Quest to Live in the World of the Undead.

Spotted at Volokh.


  1. Thanks for spotting it!

  2. I just finished that book! Absolutely hysterical. That bit's good, but his description of funnel cakes was the highlight for me -- had me crying I was laughing so hard. A GREAT Halloween read.