Jill Morris for McSweeney's:
INT. FIFTH AVENUE PENTHOUSE
(BIG is making CARRIE dinner.)
BIG: Welcome to our new home, baby.
CARRIE: It's beautiful. But I think I'm going to keep my old apartment.
BIG: What do you mean, baby?
CARRIE: I mean ... I would have no legal rights if anything happened. We haven't even found the crystal skull, yet.
BIG: (Laughs.) Is that what you want, baby? To find the crystal skull, baby?
CARRIE: Are you asking me to find the crystal skull with you?
BIG: Sure, baby. I mean, if that will make you happy, baby. I only want to be with you, baby. I just want it to be us, baby. The skull doesn't matter to me, baby.
(CARRIE smiles, looks down.)
BIG: Baby, let's find the skull together.
(BIG and CARRIE kiss. Two CGI doves land on the terrace and wink.)
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