HARRISON packs up props from the prior films, but is interrupted by SHIA LABEOUF.
Hey, my mother and John Hurt have been kidnapped. My mom said you’d help me because every great adventure film needs an insufferable douchebag sidekick.
Your mom knew me? Well it seems painfully obvious that you’re going to turn out to be my son, then.
And yet, that’s going to be mentioned later in the movie as though it’s some kind of shocking revelation.
Suddenly, more CARTOONY SOVIETS show up and try to kidnap SHIA and HARRISON.
Shit, they have guns. What do we do?
Just wait until the movie gets re-released in a few years and they’ll be replaced with walkie-talkies.
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