Thursday, June 19, 2008

Move over Chuck Norris, here comes Barack Obama

Christopher Beam reveals some truths about Barack Obama

Barack Obama says the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE every time he sees an American flag. He also ends every sentence by saying, "WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL." Click here for video of Obama quietly mouthing the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE in his sleep.

A tape exists of Michelle Obama saying the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE at a conference on PATRIOTISM.

Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach. It's upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups.

Many more here. Via.

Relatedly, and I don't think this is a joke, Michelle Obama apparently appeared on The View, and very thoroughly emphasized that Obama loooves bacon. (You know, because he's not a Muslim.)

*Previously: Obama, President Of Awesome.

*Buy presidential memorabilia at eBay.