White Lies: You'll weigh less the farther back you stand on the scale. Stand up front if you're ready to face reality.
Half-Truth (pictured): Someone else will have to look at the scale and decide whether to tell you the truth.
Open-Secrets: Your scale text-message your weight to a specified phone number every time you weigh yourself.
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*Scale compares your weight to an animal.
*Scale compares your weight to celebrities.