Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Disney's new "Extreme Vacations"

Vince Licata for McSweeney's:

African Safari

Hang upside down from a juniper tree while coated in chicken blood as part of "Lion Encounters." Sober, clean-shaven sharpshooters have got you covered, just in case Simba gets too playful. Spend your evenings in a malarial haze dining with aplomb on various tubers and roots. Throw back a few dozen East African millet beers, dance a traditional Masai war dance until you can no longer feel the pain in your badly infected feet, then slip into the fuzzy comfort of your complimentary Lion King slippers. $2,200 per person.

Many more extreme vacations described here.

*Previously: Plush Jack Sparrow.

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