During the Colts exhibition game tonight, Al Michaels called the Colts' fourth string quarterback the "hefty lefty." Sure enough, his name is Jared Lorenzen, and due to his girth, has earned a few nicknames:
Quarter(got)back, Hefty Lefty, The Pillsbury Throwboy, The Abominable Throwman, J.Load, Round Mound of Touchdown, BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback), Battleship Lorenzen, Butterball, Lord Of The Ring-Dings, and He Ate Me.
Man, I hope he makes the team.
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