King Zombie definitively answers "why did the chicken cross the road?"

In an old issue of Nickelodeon magazine, Mike Mignola told the best "why did the chicken cross the road" joke ever. Click through for the punchline.

I once heard the scientist's definitive answer to "which came first, the chicken or the egg" - - the egg, of course, which was laid by something that was not quite, but almost, a chicken.

Finally, here's the one and only episode of The Amazing Screw On Head:



*Previously: Conan by Mignola.

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