In an old issue of Nickelodeon magazine, Mike Mignola told the best "why did the chicken cross the road" joke ever. Click through for the punchline.
I once heard the scientist's definitive answer to "which came first, the chicken or the egg" - - the egg, of course, which was laid by something that was not quite, but almost, a chicken.
Finally, here's the one and only episode of The Amazing Screw On Head:
*Previously: Conan by Mignola.
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