Okay, the One Laptop Per Child program failed because, aside from putting out a pretty box, the braintrust behind the program did everything wrong. A far more realistic program is One Velociraptor Per Child. Because a velociraptor can teach a child so much:
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*Previously: The Unicorn Museum.
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