1. "Assman retained as county engineer." Actual headline from a genuine newspaper.
2. Lifehacker rounds up its most popular desktops of 2008.
3. Some Chuck E. Cheeses have so much crime that guards carry firearms.
4. Clearing the Taliban out of Pakistan is "like trying to clear out Geronimo and the Apache, spliced with the networking tunnels of the Viet Cong."
*Buy the Hardy Boys adventure "Mystery of the Aztec Warrior" at eBay.
