Teddy Bear Slayer t-shirt by Marcelo Braga on sale here.
And a few more links:
1. Best school essay ever, about Walt Whitman, no less. It starts, "Walt Whitman was an awful child molester who was born in ancient Hong Kong. He is over 3,000 years old and remembers the names of all of the forgotten Gods." You must read the whole thing. Via.
2. Christopher Hitchens decided to deface a sign bearing a swastika in Beirut. He and his companions were lucky to escape with their lives. Read this, it's more exciting than any action movie I've seen in ages.
3. San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom hopes to be governor some day. His new wife has a movie coming out this week. In it, she participates in a threesome.
4. Tenacious Toys has the new vinyl UglyDolls figures available for preorder (by the set).
*Previously: Female barbarian wearing a Cookie Monster Pelt.
*Buy Conan toys at eBay.