This is the least crass of the Valentines posted at Cracked.
And a few more:
1. Valentine's Day wish from a stalker. Via.
2. A Valentine featuring Mario Lopez and Mark-Paul Gosselaar...dressed as Mario and Luigi.
3. A classy way to display Trojan condoms.
4. Starcraft-themed Valentines.
5. Win an adorable plush love monster.
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*Harry and David Bing Cherry Valentine's Day Gift is 40% off at Amazon.