"Petey the Pee Cup and Pokey the Syringe are the official healthpartners.com ambassadors." Pokey likes American Idol, while Petey likes Grey’s Anatomy (and urine).
They're available as plush toys for about $8 each.
And they and their favorite doctor have a blog.
Their toothy buddy stars in a toothbrushing-themed whack-a-mole flash game.
I posted a video of the walking vial of urine back in May, but completely forgot all about them.
*Previously: Wife/mother suffers brain hemorrhage, becomes hypersexual.
*Buy "It's a Jungle Out There: Mascot Tales from Texas High Schools" at Amazon.