This is deeply wrong. There's a new line of Disney/Star Wars statuettes that will be available at Disney's Hollywood Studios in Florida and Disneyland in California this summer for $200 each. I think your name is put on some kind of watch list if you buy the Minnie Mouse/Slave Leia figure. The other figures in the line are Mickey as Luke (something about Yoda looks unusually creepy, right?), Goofy as Chewbacca, and Donald encased in carbonite:
*Previously: Slave Leia pillow fight.
*Buy Disney Star Wars figures at eBay.