Video of a jumbo jet blowing people, right off a beach into the water. (Don't spoil this by telling me it's a known fake.)
And a few more links:
1. I didn't know there was a fake Canon blog mocking the company (the company gives its workers time off to have sex?). But I know about it now that it received a takedown notice from Canon's lawyers. Via.
2. If the Umbrella Academy's Spaceboy was fat.
3. I probably would have liked Pac-Man more if the fifth ghost had been "Cobra Commander."
4. Bowls of oatmeal with strawberry faces.
*Previously: Umbrella Academy paper toys.
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