Here's how it starts:
Dave: "Why exactly are you here, honest to God? (audience laughs)Very uncomfortable. Via these sites.
Rod: (laughs) "Well, you know, I've been wanting to be on your show in the worst way for the longest time."
Dave: "Well, you're on in the worst way, believe me." (audience laughs, applauds)
*Previously: Craig Ferguson mocks NBC exec Ben Silverman's so-disturbing-it-can't-possibly-be-real laugh.
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