"Lash out and cover up" by Rex Crowle.
Found while I was skimming Twitter for news on the Spector verdict (second degree murder) since the local news program in Los Angeles was instead showing footage of some woman in Germany who fell into a polar bear exhibit
and teasing a sale of Michael Jackson's property.
*Previously: Zoo sign says (and illustrates the concept), "If you sit on the fence you will fall in."
*Buy polar bear toys at eBay.