I guess when you're selling sugar water at a premium, you really have to pull out all the stops. Hot girls in short skirts ditch their nagging dad for Rubberduckzilla:
Oasis fruit drink: "For people who don't like water."
*Previously: Gatorade enlists Tarsem, Kareem, and a talking goat to sell sugar water.
*Buy rubber ducks at eBay.