Kotaku received a brass fortune cookie (the "fortune" provides a helpful translation of fellatio) to promote Rockstar's tremendous Grand Theft Auto Chinatown Wars.
And a few more links:
1. To emphasize its experience defending against charges of sexual assault and child pornography, a Texas law firm uses very creepy photos. Via.
2. Government ads should probably stay away from puppet metaphors.
3. Keith Moon-themed parody of Goodnight Green Room. Via.
4. From an article at the NY Times about typography: "I think sometimes that being overly type-sensitive is like an allergy." (I, thankfully, do not suffer from that particular allergy.) Via.
*Previously: Corrupted children's classics.
*Buy Grand Theft Auto toys at eBay.