Babies with laser eyes. Via.
And a few more links:
1. I know I already mentioned his death, but here are some nice words by Megan McArdle about Dick Francis.
2. Funny Craigslist ad for a room: "It has WALLS and a CEILING. BLOCKS THE F****** WIND AND RAIN FOOL!"
3. "'Koala AIDS' Spreading at an Alarming Rate." (Not a joke.)
*Previously: We have lasers!!!!!!!!!
*Buy ray guns at Amazon.