1. I'm awfully glad I've already found the perfect woman:
The online dating industry is even bigger than the porn industry, and more than 30 percent of first dates end up in coitus yet its customers are much less satisfied than the customers of the porn industry. Let me break it down for you, those who go out, partake in a social activity and perhaps later on, sleep with a living human being feel more miserable than those who look at naked women, with fake breasts, online, all day, and alone….2. Puppets from the upcoming Peter Pan/Alice in Wonderland mashup show I've previously mentioned.
3. Puppy paper toys.
*Buy Alice in Wonderland toys at eBay.