Monday, November 19, 2012

Giveaway: Fifty Shades of Chicken

UPDATE: Liesel won and should have received an email from me.



50 Shades of Chicken, the recipe book:

Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!
Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on.

“I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious.

So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. 
With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.
Here's the steamy trailer:



$12 at Amazon.

I also have one copy to giveaway.  Just comment on this post and include your email so I can contact you if you win.  One comment per person, USA only, please.

9 comments:

  1. I'd love it! Thanks for the give-a-way.

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  2. What a great time of year for an item like this, especially on give-away. Though I'd be curious to see the Halloween costumes based (or basted) on this next year.

    Best holiday wishes,

    lieboy73@gmail.com

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  3. i could always use more ways to cook a chicken!

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  4. Sounds both delicious and like a fantastic parody!

    haliegirl at gmx.com

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  5. I would love it as well - I just got my boyfriend a grill for Xmas and bet there are some great recipes in here!

    podismycopilot@gmail.com

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  6. LOL! This book is worth buying for the parody; the recipes are just a bonus. What a great Christmas present!
    parrish@doronet.com

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  7. Deliciously naughty!
    flsweethrt@yahoo.com

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  8. I'd love to have this book. Hopefully Miss Chicken drives a coupe.

    aklavery(at)gmail.com

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  9. Hey! I want that! I'm moving into my own place soon, so I'll actually get to start cooking again! Wahoots!! :D

    melissasueart@yahoo.com

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