$2 at Amazon:
He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious?By Elijah Daniel:
It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change.
i'm going to get drunk tonight and write an entire donald trump sex novel like 50 shades of grey & put it on amazon tomorrow i swear to god.— Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife) January 21, 2016