1. "10 years ago, in 2006, there was only FF.net, and it was there that a fan fiction legend was born: Tara Gilesbie (aka XXXbloodyrists666XXX) published the first chapter of My Immortal"
a multi-chaptered Harry Potter story about a young American Hogwarts student called Ebony, a leather-clad, eyelinered “goffik” who has a relationship with Draco Malfoy and later is sent back in time to curb Voldemort’s murderous urges with the love of a goff woman.2. "Amar'e Stoudemire's Picks"
“Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie.”
"I find it unique and interesting that the artist repurposed a plate and turned it into a work of art."3. "We wrongly think things that are different are impossible."
Something that is off-the-charts entertaining is hard to stop.