Anyway,over on Coruscant, which is the recently liberated capitol of the New Republic because no one has ever heard of a Hosnian Prime, Luke Skywalker and Lando are drinking hot chocolate, which George Lucas officially had to sign off on existing because cocoa beans aren't spacey— should've scrambled fighters 5 bloody minutes ago (@BootlegGirl) December 27, 2017
Cut off from the Force, Luke nevertheless learns some wisdom from C'boath, but it is mostly stuff like "you should definitely use the anger and the lightning, those are good things" so he feels a bit suspicious— should've scrambled fighters 5 bloody minutes ago (@BootlegGirl) December 27, 2017
So anyway, Joruus gets himself a throne and is all like JOIN ME LUKE AND TOGETHER WE CAN - and Luke is like "fuck that shit" and Mara is like "yeah, this is boring"— should've scrambled fighters 5 bloody minutes ago (@BootlegGirl) December 27, 2017
and then Luuke shows up!
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