just found out there was a 6th century frankish princess named ultragotha and i just can’t get over her name— the waifu of bath (@kriemhildsrache) August 15, 2018
no one has had their vision for a birthday party more fully realized than when I insisted on a batman that does magic. pic.twitter.com/y9oSEJs3nh— Churlish (@Cryptoterra) August 20, 2018
I really hope the Tesla board doesn’t force out Elon Musk because that it 100% how we get a Green Goblin scenario— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) August 20, 2018
The judge said he didn't have hard feelings towards the media for arguing for access. "A thirsty press is essential to a free country."— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) August 17, 2018
this country used to have class pic.twitter.com/Au3IOOGMMk— Arthur Dayne (@ArthurDayne1) August 19, 2018
New trash can is totally fingerprint proof, check it out. pic.twitter.com/NlliGVZLDT— Jeff Ball (@jeffthatnoise) August 18, 2018
In my fantasy I’m a princess locked away in a tower, guarded by a fire-breathing dragon. But wait, there’s no prince coming to my rescue, it’s just me and my dragon BFF eating the villagers’ barbecued livestock and figuring out new ways to look unapproachable.— Sassparilla (@Megatronic13) August 16, 2018
Another story about Jamarcus Russell w/ the Raiders Kirk Morrison told was when Russell was supposed to do some rookie talent show for the team instead of participating, he walked up to the front of the meeting room w/ a book bag full of 💵 and made it rain on his teammates— The Anonymous Nobody (@el_budget) August 21, 2018
My heart goes out 2 @PostMalone/ his entourage as their tires blew on takeoff. I'm about 2 takeoff on my plane 2 Boise, sending thoughts/prayers to #PostMalone & his crew 4 a safe landing. They need 2 dump fuel & lighten the load. Pilots will try to reduce fuel risk on landing. pic.twitter.com/VgAdvvri0a— Bret Michaels (@bretmichaels) August 21, 2018