Bandai has re-released its series of capsule toy figures from the Chōjū-giga scrolls. https://t.co/dK7eeHDImh pic.twitter.com/eaXHNSsepL
— Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) April 24, 2023
Nine days after Gorsuch was appointed to the Supreme Court, the head of Greenberg Traurig—a major law firm that’s before the Court all the time—bought land he’d been trying to sell for two years. Gorsuch did not report the identity of the purchaser. https://t.co/P4WH4VNnps
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) April 25, 2023
NEW: Justice Clarence Thomas said he was advised he didn’t have to disclose trips and gifts from billionaire Harlan Crow because Crow, a close friend, “did not have business before the court.”
— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) April 24, 2023
But in at least one case to reach the justices, Crow did. https://t.co/yWpw4SsrDE
I feel like if I'd thought about the darker implications of this tech for a minute I would have eventually arrived at deepfake porn of real women but he actually took a shortcut to that and said it like it was a good thing, like that was the original pitch https://t.co/m3VfRS4yBj
— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) April 24, 2023
Dennis Schroder objects to a nut punch pic.twitter.com/Vd4CFTD5J8
— 3030 🇩🇴 (@jose3030) April 25, 2023
The Lakers have a human inflatable tube guy sitting courtside trying to distract Memphis pic.twitter.com/G3Zs61Z9JB https://t.co/BpeJBMIfRz
— Gifdsports (@gifdsports) April 25, 2023
https://t.co/awGjyNBcQE pic.twitter.com/ZUGCw5wxh9
— parker lyons (@tweetsbyparker) April 25, 2023
Props to Chris Haynes for trying to set Bron up to dunk on Dillon Brooks. https://t.co/moKuSBjb5d
— Gifdsports (@gifdsports) April 25, 2023
Ja Morant also skipped media availability.
— Tim MacMahon (@espn_macmahon) April 25, 2023
imagine you’re a fox-brained boomer who spent the whole day watching “did ancient aliens help hitler” tuning into tucker at 8 pm tonight just to find out
— kilgore trout, blue check blocker (@KT_So_It_Goes) April 24, 2023
What a sentence https://t.co/27FlQeNtef pic.twitter.com/nxnV90XVvC
— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) April 24, 2023
it rules that this is the last frame from his last fox broadcast pic.twitter.com/6dv9eVoUO0
— Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel) April 24, 2023
checking in on Fox News pic.twitter.com/3OjUgFP5Ec
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 24, 2023
absolutely no one believes this https://t.co/n6AxIQcIxY
— kilgore trout, blue check blocker (@KT_So_It_Goes) April 24, 2023
now tucker carlson can either A) run for president as the most deranged demagogue this country has ever seen or B) take time off and go to rich-people parties in NYC where other rich people will be like "oh, i thought he was awful on TV but he's very funny and charming in person"
— dan solomon 🙈 (@dansolomon) April 24, 2023
Everyone let's agree right now we're not gonna do this again pic.twitter.com/nKaRO62SiX
— Brandy Zadrozny (@BrandyZadrozny) April 24, 2023
(hunter biden cracks knuckles and sits down to write the funniest “just circling back” email of all time) https://t.co/Yfld1M8z43
— kilgore trout, blue check blocker (@KT_So_It_Goes) April 24, 2023
where will they find another private school lad with no lips to say racist things on tv
— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) April 24, 2023
if the trajectory continues, Fox's new star host will be a cartoon eagle that laughs at pictures of homeless people
— Mike Sterling, The 34+ Years of Comics Retail Guy (@mikesterling) April 24, 2023
(The excerpt about economic impact is from here.) (The new planned A's stadium is going to have around half the seating of Dodger stadium?)Can't imagine why the city of Oakland didn't want to fork over a billion dollars for what is the revenue of a Target store. https://t.co/uYWHrMfe6l pic.twitter.com/F3OWDiEbzw
— Peter Labuza (@labuzamovies) April 24, 2023
The Oakland A's are working with The Boring Company and expect to have an underground tunnel stop built for their new $1.5 billion stadium in Las Vegas.
— Joe Pompliano (@JoePompliano) April 24, 2023
(h/t @KTLA) pic.twitter.com/UpE6q4Cx3K
one thing that unites us as a common culture across spacex and tesla is that we engineer rigid aluminum capsules that catch fire and burn people to crisps. it’s hard to bring that mindset over to twitter but we’re doing our best
— big alex (@myrrlyn) April 24, 2023
The surfacing of this exchange between Elon Musk's alt and my first boss is making me worry I actually died in 2001 and this is all a bad deathbed hallucination. A lame UBIK pic.twitter.com/jInS2RQ5es
— Sam Barlow 🔥 IMMORTALITY (@mrsambarlow) April 25, 2023
Look I’m sorry you cannot ask me to process “Elon Musk has an alt where he pretends to be a creepy baby” on this, Tucker Carlson’s shame promenade day.
— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) April 25, 2023
it's worse. he's actually pretending to be his son. pic.twitter.com/CoO6WIL4Me
— jenny_tightpants🪑 (@halomancer1) April 25, 2023
(People were quickly convinced they found his burner account in no small part because it's not funny, either, right?)we’re watching the richest man in the world absolutely melt down publicly in real time while his own website runs a layup line on him it’s incredible
— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) April 25, 2023
old cartoon villains were always “I’m Dr Pollution and I’m going to outlaw sharing!” or “I’m Mr Grayscale and I’ll replace the world’s rainbows and imagination with sad robots!” and we thought they were corny and cloying but now those literal guys run every industry.
— Michaela Joffe (@joffeorama) April 11, 2023
my three year old cried tonight that he “is never going to be a scientist” because I wouldn’t let him use a jump rope as a grappling hook lol
— Corgi (@corg_e) April 13, 2023
Sean Connery as Wolverine, 1957. pic.twitter.com/KJl1n5XQHd
— Jeremy Duns (@JeremyDuns) April 12, 2023
just bouncing back and forth endlessly between this, Super Monkey Ball, and Luigi's Mansion in a pre-teen fugue state
— aLec robBins (@alecrobbins) April 12, 2023
@littlemissblondiedface He is smitten! #toddlertakeover #sosweet##fyp ♬ original sound - MillennialMama07
@gracefkim Instagram vs. Reality ☠️ #indonesiatiktok #balitiktok #tiktokbali #baligasm #balitravel #travelbali #instagramvsreality #baliindonesia🇮🇩🇮🇩 #baliindonesia #indonesiatravel ♬ original sound - gracefkim
@pubity This is one SASSY doggo 🤣🤣🤣(@bellaanddunkin via @collab) #pubity ♬ original sound - bellaanddunkin
@noodleandtilde that one guy in your dms who wont leave you alone
♬ original sound - dilfswhcre
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