dril is fighting elon pic.twitter.com/5QeISk4h2I
— kevin (@KevBeirne) April 22, 2023
A lot of funny people still on Twitter:
coked-up neoreactionary morons crashed through the doors of the Twitter boardroom, imagining that the control panel that runs the Cathedral is in there. now they're ripping the copper wires out of the walls, imagining that one of them is connected to the reason people hate them
— smub (@revhowardarson) November 19, 2022
The upcoming civil war will be between ppl who pay for twitter and ppl who pay for the NYT cooking app. https://t.co/tc63e5wRso
— kang (@jaycaspiankang) April 22, 2023
“Pay for Twitter Blue or you support the Biden Crime Family” is certainly an exercise in both logic and marketing.
— Jason Goldman (@goldman) April 22, 2023
While it's impressive that over the course of a few weeks he took something valuable and made it worthless, It's legitimately amazing that in a single day he just kept workshopping it until it was worth less than nothing, until people wouldn't even take it for free
— Feminist Proper Gander (@dappergander) April 23, 2023
when the politicians and vc dudes started using checks as a cudgel against journalists and celebrities i thought it was entirely cynical and it is absolutely delightful that they were actually mad
— Whet Moser (just normal men) (@whet) April 22, 2023
im here for one reason only: to watch the public Torment of the emerald mine baron and his swiss cheese brain
— Talia Lavin (@mobydickenergy) April 22, 2023
a man who is incapable of coping with anyone around him deviating from his preferences enters an arena where the worst thing you can do is be mad
— cohost.org/bruno (@NotBrunoAgain) April 22, 2023
Every Elon post is like watching Joe Pesci enter the Home Alone house
— John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) November 7, 2022
"this mfer paid for twitter" is now considered potentially harmful or offensive language pic.twitter.com/cEgleGYGK7
— christina 死神 (@chhopsky) April 22, 2023
wait I’m crying they’re giving them for punishment now !!?!! https://t.co/V2K8zCKScf
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 22, 2023
It attached itself to me the minute I posted about dril getting it for punishment. How did it happen so fast. like the movie It Follows
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 22, 2023
elon out here slipping blue checks in purses like a creep at the bar trying to follow you home with an airtag https://t.co/6wHAylqUkU
— kilgore trout, blue check blocker (@KT_So_It_Goes) April 22, 2023
— Lynda Carter (@RealLyndaCarter) April 23, 2023
Elon personally banned @MattBinder over Elon J*t stuff, then shut down all of Spaces just to stop Matt when he was able to still log in, and now forced free Blue on him. Imagine the palatial estate Matt lives in Elon’s mind rent free https://t.co/kIovXbVkSQ
— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) April 22, 2023
🗑️🤾 pic.twitter.com/H6eHG89nFU
— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) April 23, 2023
don't forget to add dril to your whitelist if you use the block the blue chrome extension!! pic.twitter.com/hoGwAmg92M
— AMANDA TRAP HOUSE (@noturtlesoup17) April 22, 2023
this is so fucking funny lmao pic.twitter.com/X3aNBcIpAG
— leon (@leyawn) April 22, 2023
tim sweeney is lying on the floor crying and throwing up having junior high flashbacks. elon musk is hunched on a laptop in his giant empty house clicking on the 'verify' button on dril's account every time dril unverifies.
— cohost.org/bruno (@NotBrunoAgain) April 22, 2023
The checkmark on the dril account has now been removed again, and then I think it was added for a minute, then removed again. It's like a Looney Tunes cartoon but one side is some shitposter on his laptop and the other side is the richest man on the planet in corporate HQ fuming
— Wild Geerters (@steinkobbe) April 22, 2023
he's gonna give dril the next batch of the twitter files
— andy™ (@andylevy) April 22, 2023
ok so:
— celeste (@parafactual) April 22, 2023
- elon forced a bluecheck on dril
- dril keeps changing his display name to evade the bluecheck
- it keeps getting put back
the question is whether elon eventually adds a special rule to dril's account, such that it never loses its check. then dril impersonates exxonmobil
A lot of people don't want to hear this, but driving a Tesla is the IRL version of a blue check.
— E.W. Niedermeyer (@Tweetermeyer) April 20, 2023
Recruiting Tony La Russa to come out of retirement and sue Twitter again like Colonel Trautman approaching Rambo in a prison labor camp
— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonCHI) April 22, 2023