Raise your hand if you're currently writing the "burned out sports star has to coach the rich brat in the sport he pretended to be good at to get into college when the brat is suddenly expected to actually play it" comedy spec. Because I know at least one of you is.— Zack Stentz (@MuseZack) March 13, 2019
Before I try to go and find out for myself, does anybody have any guesses about why two different paintings exist of a cardinal blowing smoke into the face of a scarlet macaw pic.twitter.com/O3SfaR8Xxr— Julia Gfrörer (@thorazos) March 12, 2019
THE QUEEN'S GETUP IS REAL CLOSE TO A CLASSIC "KINGS OF COMEDY" SUIT pic.twitter.com/KXI8anwrV9— JOE MACLEOD (@JOEMACLEOD666) March 14, 2019
graphic design is my passion pic.twitter.com/EXSFrW2Qjo— Katie (@ZiziFothSi) March 13, 2019
Buffalo Wild Wings will have “Jewel Stools,” chairs designed for men who have used March Madness to get their vasectomies at their Times Square (NY) & Koreatown (LA) locations. Stool has “Beer Button” to order beer and “Jeweler Cooler,” in perfect spot to ice the nether region. pic.twitter.com/4slzhsMnvu— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 13, 2019
Lots of passengers eating Heavenly Wang at Changi Airport pic.twitter.com/yjVFUiN76G— Ned Donovan (@Ned_Donovan) March 13, 2019
The happy couple gracing the Hungarian government’s campaign advertising its new family policy is already famous on the internet...and not for being madly in love. pic.twitter.com/wBljm6eiF7— Valerie Hopkins (@VALERIEin140) March 13, 2019
— Matt Kroschel (@Matt_Kroschel) March 13, 2019
Extremely Important: My cousin's dog before & after a haircut. pic.twitter.com/ZAHX5wfXFd— sneaky skogsrå (@GrrlGhost) March 13, 2019
Omg I just found out that spinster used to be reserved for women 23-26 and that after you turned 26 if you were unmarried you became a.... THORNBACK. How fucking great is that name!?— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) March 13, 2019
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