I tried to do a split this morning in the classroom with the kids. I got halfway down and one of the little boys said "That's enough Miss Shawn." And he was right.โ That's Enough, Miss Shawn. (@thepbg) March 13, 2019
@pablohidalgo This guy was dragging around a huge fake Timber with wheels in its feet. pic.twitter.com/uSagwKAaJaโ Brandon Bird (@Brandon_Bird) March 15, 2019
[Auction house]โ adamangtium (@mangmangmang) July 17, 2018
Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-
Other bidders: teeth, TEETH
Auctioneer: [pounding her gavel] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH! pic.twitter.com/AFEbKEYvuR
When you are having a dispute with the neighbour. ๐ pic.twitter.com/28vZTGeOArโ You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) March 16, 2019
Something I'm enjoying about sumo is that there's a fairly new wrestler to the top ranks, Terutsuyoshi, who likes to throw massive great wads of salt into the ring (as part of the match ceremony to purify the space) to massive cheers from the crowd pic.twitter.com/KxKz4T40qRโ Ewacado ๐ฅ (@EwaSR) March 16, 2019
Post-Soviet visual from Tbilisi, Georgia. How to cross the road in style. ๐ช๐ pic.twitter.com/QpbQ2GYziJโ Soviet Visuals (@sovietvisuals) March 15, 2019
Best part about majoring in English is when theyโd bring the model in and weโd write about his naked body.โ Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) March 15, 2019
โ Detroit Pistons (@DetroitPistons) March 14, 2019
As we all know, the best way to send a confidential letter to a business is to tape it to the front of the building when itโs closed pic.twitter.com/3w7DFvB83Hโ Dan McQuade (@dhm) March 17, 2019
everytime i see a gender reveal video i remember that one time that nfl starting quarterback kirk cousins almost missed a 3 yard pass in his reveal pic.twitter.com/EFpVXfZdpvโ mansur๐น๐ (@MansurShaheen) March 16, 2019
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