Breaking: A turkey vulture has crashed through the window of @stephenasmith’s office at ESPN. pic.twitter.com/VWi2VPwuES— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 26, 2019
Julius Caesar, while being stabbed in the back: you were at my wedding Denise...— Danny Page (@DannyPage) March 26, 2019
I went to the website whose article is at the center of the great You Were At My Wedding, Denise story, and a) it's called https://t.co/oyRY3jeLWr and b) it has a popup asking visitors to allow Chrome push notifications to own the libs pic.twitter.com/h9SAUPGO43— Tom Gara (@tomgara) March 26, 2019
You can’t make this up. One of the operators of the charter school network exposed by @latimes wrote in her column last week: “Life isn’t a straight line. It’s more like a graft [sic], ups and downs....Unchecked greed and avarice kills and has no bounds.” https://t.co/aqC7qUF2VV https://t.co/6XN9LloIQ1— Matt Hamilton (@MattHjourno) March 27, 2019
I want Hillary Clinton to divorce Bill and then start dating Pete Davidson.— Allison Raskin (@AllisonRaskin) March 25, 2019
Saw this sign in Kyoto and I can't stop thinking about it. Why is it color-coded like video game dialogue. Who tried to fight him. "Even if you fight, you can't win" is so powerful pic.twitter.com/eYdlbmFH03— Kallie Plagge (@inkydojikko) March 26, 2019
I am not high but I have thought about it extensively and “fireplace” is a hilarious way to describe a fireplace.— Laura June (@laura_june) March 26, 2019
Pope Francis really doesn't want anyone kissing his ring.— Catholic Sat (@CatholicSat) March 25, 2019
This from today, after Mass ... pic.twitter.com/CZUO8ppNfo
So you know when actors aren't in the shot but are still saying something? That's usually dialogue dubbed in. However, this means you'll see the (NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SEEN) actor's lips not moving while the audio is playing if you "extended the sides" like they did in the remaster. pic.twitter.com/Bq8O3a8zlI— Root BEER Pizza STIX (@BeerStix) March 25, 2019
She look like she ran into a mirror ðŸ˜like how they fall the exact same way ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ pic.twitter.com/vDFTEa9k4u— ❄️ (@austdwillis) March 27, 2019
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