Nobody else in this Taco Bell is as goth as me— Dr. Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) June 1, 2019
I love Allison Tolman pic.twitter.com/xMhZ8KTmKr— Stuart (@chainbear) May 30, 2019
My Cat: REMEMBER THE PACTS FORGED BETWEEN OUR PEOPLES LONG AGO.— Christian Hoffer 🔜 Origins (@CHofferCBus) May 31, 2019
Me: Stop it, it's 6 in the morning.
Cat: YOU PLEDGED ETERNAL SERVITUDE.
Me: I did not.
Cat: IN EXCHANGE WE WOULD COME TO YOUR AID IN YOUR HOUR OF NEED.
Me: I'm not feeding you.
Cat: REMEMBER THE PACTS.
No good way to get pulled from the mound — but if I gotta’ go, I’m going out via segway too. @TheSavBananas pic.twitter.com/t8UaXIgN4k— Travis Jaudon (@JaudonSports) May 31, 2019
JOURNALISTS: “how would you like to be quoted? retired Marine? former sergeant?”— The Warax, a Hippo Appreciator 🦛💨 (@iAmTheWarax) May 30, 2019
ME: pic.twitter.com/8LcXj4RkBY
"what's the best and least creepy way to show that we care about diversity" pic.twitter.com/EUogJrCS7T— bobby 🌏 (@touchmybobby) November 5, 2017
chasing the high that baby shark gives to babies— 𝔟𝔯𝔦 (@ufobri) May 26, 2019
me: time to sleep— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) May 30, 2019
anxiety: time for my one-woman show
Gotta watch where you're standing when the sprinklers turn on 😂 (h/t @AnthonyIrwinLA) pic.twitter.com/4yuOCL3R82— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) June 1, 2019
Danger Taps pic.twitter.com/Gm7Yl2sj2M— Meow Library (@meowlibrary) June 1, 2019
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