In this instance, Impeachment is you and ya homegirls having all the evidence that ya man is cheating but to break up with him you gotta convince a jury of his frat brothers (who was there with him cheating) that your man is a cheater https://t.co/DPL0TFDwJ8β Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) December 19, 2019
half the presidents since I entered grade school have been impeachedhttps://t.co/Gg9I6z6lcnβ Alex Burns (@alexburnsNYT) December 19, 2019
Facebook never disappoints π pic.twitter.com/C3gxZWAHF9β Priya (@zopriya) December 18, 2019
The first person to live rent-free in someone's head was Athenaβ SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) December 19, 2019
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Watching CATS is like stumbling upon an unholy and heretofore unknown genre of porn. Every time these horny fur demons tongue a milk bowl and start moaning I was certain the FBI would raid the theaterβ Kyle Buchanan (@kylebuchanan) December 19, 2019
"Cats" takes some pretty questionable liberties with the source material, which is catsβ Amanda Hess (@amandahess) December 19, 2019
Itβs the little touches really pic.twitter.com/2EJ8abzmUxβ Texas Rex From Omaha (@TheSchlockJock) December 18, 2019
Every meeting needs a kitten pic.twitter.com/6rMQ99JJtLβ Back To Nature (@backt0nature) December 16, 2019
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