Saturday, February 15, 2020

Face ID compatible respirator masks



From "Resting Risk Face"

How do we do it?
Unlock your devices with a surgical mask that looks just like you.

After uploading your face, we use computational mapping to convert your facial features into an image printed onto the surface of N95 surgical masks without distortion.
Our printer uses inks made of natural dyes. It's non-toxic and doesn't affect breathability.
You can use your mask for everyday life as a barrier for airborne particle droplets.

Is this a joke?
Yes. No. We're not sure. Viruses are not a joke. Wash your hands when you can. And get vaccines when you can.

How can I get one?
If you enjoy late stage capitalism, facial recognition respirator masks will retail for $40 per mask. They are still in development.