shouting "get his ass" loudly in the office while two journalists fight on twitter
— CAMERONWILSON (@cameronwilson) February 24, 2020
You know you're over 40 when you have "upstairs ibuprofen" and "downstairs ibuprofen."
— Kate Birdsall (@KEBirdsall) March 20, 2021
Pro tip: e-mail them with a cancellation request and say you’re deaf so you can’t call them.
— Same Old Train (@SameOldTrain) March 21, 2021
I managed to cancel NYT and The New Yorker this way.
Wishing the happiest third anniversary to my favorite @BW cover in history pic.twitter.com/EZ0j2sbSzP
— Max Abelson (@maxabelson) March 19, 2021
recently discovered that bibby babbis ends up taking a nap whenever he’s in his backpack :3 pic.twitter.com/RjWRJPl5H7
— jenny jiao hsia *✩⁺˚ (@q_dork) March 17, 2021
I accidentally left the garage door open, and when I went in, Mr. Roadrunner was in there exploring. I was terrified he would trigger one of the mousetraps. Glad he made it out safely! pic.twitter.com/hD1L9ahBD6
— Wendy (@geococcyxcal) March 21, 2021
This is Odin. His bed has been stolen. Not sure how you could sit back and allow such a travesty to unfold without intervening. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/WyXE6vekBW
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) March 16, 2021
🐟 An absolutely outstanding performance. Worth watching to the end. pic.twitter.com/784GSCJUvh
— Tom Boadle (@TomBoadle) March 18, 2021
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