Did the person who invented the phrase “one-hit wonder” invent any other popular phrases?
— Ben (@benzawilski) March 1, 2021
Dr. Fauci said today that it probably won't be until 2023 that a hibachi chef can throw a shrimp into your mouth at a Benihana.
— Sean O'Connor (@seanoconnz) February 22, 2021
"A bowl of cereal" refers to an amount of milk. If I finish and there's still milk left, I'll pour in more cereal, but that's not a second bowl. It's a continuation of the first. Like 1a and 1b.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) February 27, 2021
When a meme hits a little too hard π pic.twitter.com/wzPd3XZhLQ
— The InfoSec Goat (@ar4v3n) February 28, 2021
if ur over 5’11 sorry ur pronouns are fe/fi/fo/fum
— (❍α΄₯❍Ζ²) ☆ Jordi ☆ (@JvchiiClawz) February 20, 2021
My husband's hair parting has moved from one side to the other during the pandemic. When I raised this with him he said it was always that way. I don't have the heart to tell him he has gone mad.
— Fesshole π ⚫️ (@fesshole) March 1, 2021
— No Context Humans (@HumansNoContext) March 3, 2021
They had a sneaker themed baby shower π₯ΊπΌ pic.twitter.com/S6cK2TEJoV
— Nice Kicks (@nicekicks) February 22, 2021
The mothering instinct is strong in this’n. pic.twitter.com/Y7ixnfV5H1
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) March 2, 2021
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