This is as simple as it gets.
— ChefEff (@ChefEff) June 22, 2021
You literally cannot dumb it down any more than this. pic.twitter.com/8GBzCUhT32
wife pointed out a yard with a bunch of crows in it on our walk today. I called it the “crow zone lair.” Got absolutely nothing. Not fazed, not why I do it. I do it for me.
— sean clements (@SeanClements) June 24, 2021
Solid effort, I see what you’re trying for with your dystopian satire, but throngs of people chanting “we want screen” is just a little too on-the-nose, let’s go back and try for something a little subtler. https://t.co/uGjZUPIx8q
— Tim Carvell (@timcarvell) June 27, 2021
Bill de Blasio tweeting and deleting this is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life pic.twitter.com/30YHKaM5MZ
— Emily (@emilybernay) June 26, 2021
Also this is a comically gruesome thing to undertake with the park full of guests & the claw not at all hidden by the tiny construction wall
— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) June 24, 2021
i am selling world war 2 as an NFT https://t.co/d0AH4w6qWf
— lvl 46 dog-faced pony potus (@thetomzone) June 24, 2021
No offence to his pal Dwayne but nobody electrified quite like Foley. pic.twitter.com/rVGWeyawbW
— Dan (@GolazoDan) June 21, 2021
Been laughing about this since yesterday pic.twitter.com/7HPrDTdPMy
— CJ Fogler (@cjzer0) June 24, 2021
There’s a neighborhood nonagenarian who tells me I look cute any morning I pass her sitting on her porch. It’s clearly just a placeholder for “I see you, younger person,” & she wears glasses thick as coke bottles, but this morning she just said hi, honey, & I came home & changed.
— Anjali Dayal (@anjalikdayal) June 24, 2021
An enthralling power struggle, the like of which the world has never seen. pic.twitter.com/BCxHw0hzQO
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) June 24, 2021
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