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— Alex Turnbull (@alexbhturnbull) September 26, 2021
ominous sub-branch of the Hong Kong Internal Revenue Department pic.twitter.com/LVNEVxpbWw
— Sean Gleeson (@seanjgleeson) September 23, 2021
Chris Pratt is a gentile and as such is not party to the 1947 treaty between Jews and Italians that allows us to play each other in movies. He does not come from a yelling-based culture.
— Donate to Give Smart, voting started in VA (@BobbyBigWheel) September 23, 2021
what stage of capitalism is this pic.twitter.com/J0vmOozsji
— Bobby Wagner (@bwags) September 24, 2021
The correspondent the BBC sent to cover the petrol shortage this morning is called Phil McCann pic.twitter.com/t64piutcg6
— Talia Shadwell (@TaliaShadwell) September 25, 2021
sometimes you have to listen to yourself pic.twitter.com/faWjaXXGgZ
— titsay 𓆏 (@titsay) September 15, 2021
Best scoreboard message pic.twitter.com/RpSLdGRc9D
— Carmen Kiew (@carmenkiew) September 16, 2021
taught the fresh 21 year old next to me on the plane what a bloody mary was after he saw me order one & then did the same. we cheersed each other & then ten minutes later he leaned over to me & said, “i don’t think i like this”
— kat, (@katbamkapow) September 6, 2021
✨sepulcher✨ as a nursery aesthetic has me wondering if late-stage capitalism has developed self-awareness https://t.co/YJZ7Zcdydg pic.twitter.com/QuO2dfNwOM
— Meg Conley (@_megconley) September 16, 2021
My experience of archaeologists suggests that if, a thousand years from now, they’re digging up the remains of 21st century America, they’ll actually be piecing together broken ceramics, and puzzling over how the Crate & Barrel Culture displaced the earlier Wedgwood Civilization. pic.twitter.com/6DCA1DU7n5
— Yoni Appelbaum (@YAppelbaum) September 15, 2021
random fact I learned today: apparently Sauron was really hot and we might get to see this version of him in the Amazon TV series so I am very invested in this now
— Ravenna Tran (@RavennaTran) September 14, 2021
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