yoda tests the outer limits of what we will accept from a funny little guy. what if a funny little guy rode you like a backpack. what if a funny little guy weaponized your son against you. what if a funny little guy was secretary of defense
— Takes Of Vesperia (@coolranchzaku) May 4, 2021
I don't expect everyone to understand why crypto is a scam -- I'm not sure I even understand it well enough myself to say that with confidence -- but I feel like it should be obvious to everyone that it's being *pitched* like a scam
— Todd in the Shadows (@ShadowTodd) February 7, 2022
SECOND movie about Chinese beating American military in Korean War is on its way to hit $1B gross… they sick for that https://t.co/GZRmRLFNHF
— Tero Kuittinen (@teroterotero) February 7, 2022
(An investigation.)I will forever remember this about Peloton CEO John Foley. https://t.co/nn7DHi1drZ pic.twitter.com/iEJd854ngM
— Lisa Tozzi (@lisatozzi) February 8, 2022
"Grogu, you must abandon all attachments. Also, check out my dead master's lightsaber!"
— BobaFettish (@_Boba_Fettish) February 6, 2022
Is Tom Cruise in amy of the Jackass movies?
— Tom Shapira (@tomshaps) February 7, 2022
And if no - why?!
Award for best commentary of this tweet goes to @JanuszSibora who writes (in Polish) that all options are on the table. https://t.co/kMYnJlZiRy
— Bruno Tertrais (@BrunoTertrais) February 7, 2022
when you know there's a pen in your bag but you've swiped through all the empty space....you know you're going to have to scratch the bottom of the backpack, where the sand resides, before you can retreat with Pen...that's a bad day. i don't want to fill my nails with the sand
— Daniel M. Lavery (@daniel_m_lavery) January 27, 2022
You know what I'd watch instead of the Pro Bowl? Get the two worst teams in football to play the week before the Super Bowl. Winner gets the number 1 draft pick.
— Adam Crowley (@_adamcrowley) December 19, 2018
cant sleep thinking about amelia earharts drip pic.twitter.com/Rkp7VKlnV4
— Leah Tigers (@9BillionTigers) February 5, 2022
Crows (yes, crows!) are trained to pick up cigarette butts in a #Swedish city.
— DW Culture (@dw_culture) February 3, 2022
The method relies on reward-based training: the clever birds receive food after they place discarded cigarette butts into a machine. The project was designed by a startup near #Stockholm. pic.twitter.com/yBd1zOTiHq
are you fucking serious?? pic.twitter.com/3S86fSvnjh
— phage (@cIubmoss) February 6, 2022
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