Find yourself a button that 'ca-chunk's like this pic.twitter.com/kmcfapusLF
— Ⓜ️arc Ebuña (@DigitalSciGuy) March 12, 2022
The federal government just completely butchered every remaining part of our covid response, and the press' idea of what to have an adversarial news cycle against the Biden administration about is his unwillingness to launch direct combat operations against Russia
— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) March 16, 2022
Longer discussion.whatever else you might say about Biden it's good the president won't start a nuclear war because a private school failson with a press lanyard says "Mr. President, they're saying you're weak" exactly once
— self diagnosed Havana Syndrome (@MenshevikM) March 17, 2022
One of the all-time greatest interviews. pic.twitter.com/D7HqCeDNdy
— Philip Crowther (@PhilipinDC) March 16, 2022
The Russian fast-food chain that Russian parliament's speaker has proposed replace @McDonalds has filed for this trademark. Not kidding. pic.twitter.com/6GAUNnbHVm
— Christo Grozev (@christogrozev) March 16, 2022
Hunter Biden didn't commit any crimes: Here's why that's bad news for the Biden Administration by KEN VOGEL https://t.co/DbIZ6S8FWb
— Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 (@Wilson__Valdez) March 17, 2022
personally i do NOT like it that the original charter of new york city states that the mayor must be "of limited intelligenfe and poccefing the sparke of madness"
— mattie (@Lubchansky) June 23, 2021
ESPN’s Chris Mortensen says Baker Mayfield and the Browns are breaking up because the Browns want an “adult” at QB pic.twitter.com/cXPIOKNklr
— gifdsports (@gifdsports) March 16, 2022
The #Browns have been informed they’re out of the running for Deshaun Watson, a source says. The team still views Baker Mayfield as their quarterback going forward. They told Mayfield’s agents at the Combine they’d only explore top-tier QBs such as Watson.
— Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) March 17, 2022
Instead of telling you when it's safe to cross the street, the walk signs in Crystal City, VA are just repeating "CHANGE PASSWORD".
— Joey Politano (@JosephPolitano) March 13, 2022
Something's gone terribly wrong here. pic.twitter.com/W5h8OjBXUu
No. You simply have to put the mall hours on this sign. You simply have to. pic.twitter.com/8kfMeaqB7R
— Grant O'Brien (@GrantOB) March 14, 2022
immediately fixated on the url and my weeb heart SCREAMED
— Jonna 🦎 (@jonnabutts) March 10, 2022
then I saw the logo 😔 pic.twitter.com/RnFCSzLeMC
the best explanation for the naked aliens in Signs is that it's a frat hazing situation. "get down on that planet & grab a human, pledge!" it explains the nudity, lack of tools, lack of coherent plan, the fact that one of them got trapped in a closet and was too drunk to get out
— Leigh 'HURTS SO GOOD' Cowart (@voraciousbrain) March 13, 2022
I’m the Akuma of my friend group (low HP, high damage, only appears when certain conditions are met)
— K. Thor Jensen (@kthorjensen) March 13, 2022
#TurningRed I spent a little too long last night making this, just to exorcise it from my brain pic.twitter.com/VYYjyo6Qgv
— Tom Vian (@SFBTom) March 16, 2022
Hitman Absolution honestly had one of the fucking craziest marketing ideas of all time. pic.twitter.com/sbBlxonQVw
— Douggie Jones (@GramsciGordon) March 11, 2022
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