— Annie Roth (@AnnieRothNews) April 28, 2022
I literally put the octopus hotline on my car today at 9am and I currently have 100 texts 😅
— meg n' cheese (@invertebabe) April 28, 2022
Trying to remember all my super cool and unique octopus facts for my hotline and remembering that the regular cool facts are cool too and people prob don’t know them so I should still include them ):
— meg n' cheese (@invertebabe) April 28, 2022
"He won an NAIA national championship with a vault clearing 17 feet, ¾ inches"This opening paragraph is just…wow. Did he just shoot somebody or is he in the running for man of the year? pic.twitter.com/SDQpIrDatY
— Jason Coupet (@ProfessaJay) April 28, 2022
Can't wait for schools to have fuel trucks and jetways for all the students with planesonas
— Mr. Glass (@MisterGlass) April 28, 2022
Rams reaction to Patriots selection of Cole Strange at #29.
— Andrew Siciliano (@AndrewSiciliano) April 29, 2022
This is hysterical. pic.twitter.com/ADzqt4lizQ
The entire TNT studio crew beat Kenny to the screen 😭 pic.twitter.com/OFM815qj9i
— CJ Fogler (@cjzer0) April 29, 2022
when i still worked at best buy i got so depressed i bought a kh keyblade & walked around carrying it over my shoulder to see how long it'd take mgmt to tell me to stop & it wound up increasing my sales so much that i did it for a whole month & no one said a fuckin thing to me
— LeVar Burzum (@weadhitter) April 23, 2022
Samurai helmet made by Myochin Nobuie, 1525. pic.twitter.com/gSvvDvi4n1
— Anorak (@TheAnorak) April 22, 2022
Something we learned in DBT (dumb bitch therapy) to help manage our thoughts is to imagine our feelings as a small worm in a funny hat, and your body is the apple car he drives around to commit his mysterious and unfathomable actions. This mostly helps by just distracting you.
— Jae Bearhat (@fussybabybitch) April 22, 2022
I visited so many historic sites as a kid that mentioned eating hard tack and none of them understood the untapped market of selling hard tack to weird children that wanted to eat historic foods
— alex&ra (@bigmoodenergy) April 21, 2022
Wikipedia.King Shit. pic.twitter.com/6Mnl5GRruO
— El infame Sergacabra (@TheeFantomas) April 22, 2022
reposting my friend's shin godzilla airplane experience because it never gets bad pic.twitter.com/hu4LE2Xu8J
— Liam Allen-Miller (@RSSLiam) April 6, 2017
— Bryn Bennett (@brynfidel) April 26, 2022
We had numerous play test rooms in the office, the biggest called The Star Chamber, which we would fill with The Juice and none of us died therefore it passed cert https://t.co/vlYBSGfsic
— Eric Pope (@MrPope) April 26, 2022
Definitely wait for it. pic.twitter.com/vRP4FyOxc8
— TG (@TG22110) April 28, 2022
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