This shisha place has a Godfather painting with Beirut’s raouche as the background… legendary pic.twitter.com/tg3L0YLPRL
— وسيم (@w5ssim) April 12, 2022
It's been nearly 22 years since George W. Bush and Al Gore faced off in the 2000 election (and many eras have passed) and yet they are both younger today than Joe Biden or Donald Trump.
— Bryn Stole (@brynstole) April 20, 2022
The “giving paid speeches about misinformation to mewling libs” is such a lucrative grift, it’s like William Shatner at a Star Trek convention. Have to respect it
— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) April 21, 2022
Because some of us—people like myself—are capable of separating the art from the artist, I’m still going to proudly display my copy of ‘Lean In.’ https://t.co/AF99kL1MwX
— Isaac Chotiner (@IChotiner) April 21, 2022
— Crypto Bros Taking Ls (@CoinersTakingLs) April 20, 2022Yes, it's real.
(Costumes include broken glass, bed bugs, cracked stage.)obsessed with these strippers who went on strike and are now on the picket line dressed as OSHA violations 🖤 pic.twitter.com/GF11bjDAn3
— The PS1 startup sound as a Lesbian (@janusrose) April 20, 2022
Delta Airlines will begin allowing passengers who were banned from flying for “mask non-compliance” back on its airplanes. https://t.co/JwKHKejOJT
— NBC News (@NBCNews) April 21, 2022
How bad is the lockdown food situation in Shanghai?
— Siqi Chen - blader.eth (@blader) April 9, 2022
Gucci is sending packages of bokchoy to their VIP customers.
(Louis Vuitton is sending desserts.) pic.twitter.com/p0tYOx2XhA
Lockdowns created mass food shortages in Shanghai.
— C-Milk (@laowhy86) April 17, 2022
Doesn’t stop people from fishing with drones pic.twitter.com/ZsWHrUjLnn
(I don't vouch for these, btw.)Folks here call these white suits "Big White" after Baymax, the main character from "Big Hero 6."
— chris pc (@chris__pc) April 18, 2022
We order them ourselves, at a cost of roughly RMB 200 each, after having run through the initial batch, which was provided for free. pic.twitter.com/2EkERmoXHx
Cannot believe he did this without letting ESPN monetize an entire year of stories about it. https://t.co/Hd1MKNteIw
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) April 21, 2022
A’s-Orioles announced attendance is 2,703.
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) April 21, 2022
Lost money by opening park. https://t.co/Jfb9XVCKEC
I'm also getting a refund on the unused photo package, and they said there have been improvements to the app/game design since I went. But if it wasn't consistently working when I went a month after opening I wish that had been disclosed or reflected in the price
— Jenny Nicholson 🎃👻🏆🦇 (@JennyENicholson) April 20, 2022
this is great news for me because hallways are among my favorite place to be photographed
— The Sound of the Underground (@ScrubUnoriginal) April 19, 2022
"i have seen my father's great relationship with Hooters over the years" is one of the funniest quotes i've ever heard in my life https://t.co/tVIJVdPLhB
— keith / grizz in 5 (@K_L_E_) April 19, 2022
women will literally go to therapy instead of digging a tunnel
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) April 20, 2022
there's just something amusing about Batman being good at riddles I guess
— Chris Livingston (@screencuisine) April 20, 2022
Just got my physical copy of Paradise Killer in and enjoyed remembering I wrote this like a year ago. pic.twitter.com/r0FHBRp3LJ
— Chopemon (@chopemon) April 13, 2022
Twitch quickly disables mysterious new feature which allowed some subscribers to "skip ahead in live streams"
— meanwhile, (@qntm) March 15, 2022
Nothing more unnerving than when you call the main line at a judge's chambers and someone just answers, "Hello." Only one person answers the main line that way. https://t.co/VCNs4OkFve
— John Elwood (@johnpelwood) April 14, 2022
One of my writers is testing ‘tactical pens’ for an upcoming article by taking them to a junkyard and breaking car windows with ‘em and I couldn’t be more excited
— Jared Keller (@jaredbkeller) April 13, 2022
@edsbs Sting did the thing again. pic.twitter.com/C2rUNdqrkg
— Ben Jones (@Ben_Jones88) April 21, 2022
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