Become ungovernable pic.twitter.com/jnmoGWwc8s
— Holly Nielsen (@nielsen_holly) May 18, 2022
i can’t have mint or mango juul pods because the government claimed they were marketed to teens but daniel defense can market assault rifles to teens and the government is cool with that? pic.twitter.com/d30LLxAtFl
— beth (@bethbourdon) May 29, 2022
The fact that many of the clerks are handpicked by judges who despise workers' rights will probably prevent that group from ever unionizing but thanks for providing this demonstration of why everyone should unionize regardlesshttps://t.co/OTFvmyyFlE
— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) May 31, 2022
you can ignore someone saying restaurants are anti communist if they're born in 2001. just because they meet the legal definition of adulthood doesn't mean you have to pay attention. they don't even remember quizno's
— lauren (@NotABigJerk) May 28, 2022
Someone once described him as "a mega preacher for lonely weebs" and that really made things clear to me https://t.co/VK5SQffBbn
— PK Sullivan (@pk_sullivan) May 30, 2022
Elon keeps stealing shit from Hard Drive Mag and goes full meltdown right wing culture warrior when called out on it. If they're so unfunny and woke why does he keep stealing their shit pic.twitter.com/sHxy3WpPcW
— Wild Geerters (@steinkobbe) May 30, 2022
Elon Musk Offers to Buy Rake He Stepped Onhttps://t.co/tjkUInhf4d
— Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag) May 30, 2022
what kind of hideous spell are they binding here https://t.co/zKkBD9mtOa
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) May 30, 2022
Queens from competing dimensions tear through the veil to do battle and absorb the monarchic energies which will make the the All-Queen. https://t.co/B1zAqLvHx7
— Jim Rossignol (@jimrossignol) May 30, 2022
I mean it's just a projection, tho on the other hand it's so random it sets a precedent where it feels like you're gonna start seeing ads for the Mandalorian projected on Stonehenge
— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) May 30, 2022
My least favorite part of Top Gun: Maverick was when my girlfriend loudly said “are you crying?” and a bunch of people started looking at me
— Steven Castillo (@STEEEZUSCHRIST) May 26, 2022
Amazon has it.This kids book goes hard. pic.twitter.com/slgbCklvep
— Alan Morlock (@AlanMorlock) May 30, 2022
Twitter do your thing and help me I'm on 30 minutes of Wheels and the Bus and running out of things on a bus that can make noise and she is not ready for this song to end
— Colin Brown (@That_ColinBrown) May 19, 2022
All barnyard animals can fit on the bus. Hackers go clack clack clack
— Prof. Paul Musgrave, Ph.D. (@profmusgrave) May 19, 2022
thinking about becoming one of those guys who is mentally controlled by an enchanted sword
— glow moss (@tolecrien) May 26, 2022
This is the fastest glass I have ever seen! It is really menacing the other two glasses. pic.twitter.com/c3l62EkJn6
— Sam 'stream enterer' Sampson (@SammyKSampson) May 28, 2022
totally here for Soji Shimada’s fictional detectives dragging Sherlock Holmes for pages pic.twitter.com/PsE8pEvlDz
— 🌏🔎Leigh Alexander 🐬💿✨ (@leighalexander) May 19, 2022
No, because then Ryan Murphy couldn’t have created 9-1-1, the show where a guy has a piece of rebar go entirely through his head and then all his coworkers make a cake of it pic.twitter.com/6DECQlaCH5
— Sam McBride (@sammcbride19) May 19, 2022
Also the whole premise is to make firefighters and first responders troops, which is why they get along with the cops, who are also troops
— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) May 19, 2022
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