Someone has finally combined two of my great pleasures: #dungeonsanddragons and making fun of #NFTs pic.twitter.com/UUfPgCVByA
— BAMF Podcast (@BAMFpodcast) May 16, 2022
The only thing more embarrassing than sending a lengthy apology tweet to fans for getting utterly demolished in the playoff… is having to do it twice because you misspelled your own sponsor’s name. π¬ pic.twitter.com/2nX77iFxqr
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) May 16, 2022
guy from the year 10,000 adding lead and microplastics to his meals for an anthropocene diet because ancient humans built the bass pro shop pyramid and the lost city of miami
— DπCFUTURE (@topherflorence) May 16, 2022
8000 years ago, ancient humans had something called, “unlimited breadsticks”.
— Alex McG (@spyda_k) May 16, 2022
Cuz nobody guarding this man . https://t.co/MlnKvLvWrh
— Damian Lillard (@Dame_Lillard) May 16, 2022
So I got a new phone that came in the box for a Nokia 9210. pic.twitter.com/YgaDpkO0nr
— foone (@Foone) May 14, 2022
Flink has acquired Cajoo. https://t.co/FMC7ojN1ur
— Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton) May 16, 2022
(In stock.)The royalties from this aren't as generous as you think. https://t.co/UTbYzbg4GM
— Armus from Vagra II ☭ (@iamskinofevil) May 14, 2022
a quartermaster that gets pissed off at how often captain kirk rips his shirts to they purposely make them thicker and thicker until he's basically wearing a sweater
— uhura's official gf ٭ snw spoilers! (@uhuratrek) May 12, 2022
What’s wrong babe? You’ve hardly touched your jabbacado toast. pic.twitter.com/U3wbRzTBx8
— Nicola J. (@formerlygolden) May 14, 2022
gambling monk, germany, 14th century pic.twitter.com/k9YjXrtwyT
— weird medieval guys (@WeirdMedieval) May 15, 2022
The part where he lands on a man’s face with both feet and it instantly flashes “CRIME RESOLVED” on the screen made me laugh out loud https://t.co/pWNBIQhk0R
— ππππππ (@slimyswampghost) May 10, 2022
I was once identified in a bad yelp review as “the gay waiter” which was extra hurtful because I worked at a gay bar
— Jared Goldstein (@heyjaredhey) May 14, 2022
cyanide capsule teeth shouldn't just be for spies. i want one just in case i say something really embarrassing
— lauren (@NotABigJerk) May 11, 2022
I think about this fact a lot and strive to be the same level of based and petty as HAL Laboratory's naming scheme. pic.twitter.com/gEKtNyYXzE
— Victoria Tran π§ (@TheVTran) May 11, 2022
— DJ Cthulhu π»ππ§ (@RealDJCthulhu) May 9, 2022
How did this happenπ pic.twitter.com/sPtRe3ZuIf
— Cataleya (She/Her) (@CataleyaVi) May 9, 2022
@southtxtrailcam Maybe instead of naming him Bear we should have named him Jaws? @melissaashirley #chihuahua #chihuahuastiktok #puppy #rescuedog #dogs ♬ Jaws Theme - Jaws
@3xboieee It’s the outstretched arms for me πππ»♀️. #mommasgirl #velcrovizsla #velcrodog #fyp ♬ U Can't Touch This - M.C. Hammer
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