More pictures of Lady Gaga at the #TopGunMaverick premiere in San Diego pic.twitter.com/MgFAXcFY6r
— ً (@vvhiteferrari) May 4, 2022
the system is set up so you only succeed by making the system worse https://t.co/ebF1Yw8bLO
— zaratustra liminal noneuclidean roguelike (@zarawesome) May 24, 2022
"There are going to be so many kids with curly hair who need a community like Pine View and they won't have one," [he] said in his speech. "Instead, they'll try to fix themselves so that they can exist in Florida's humid climate."Forbidden from saying the word "gay," a Florida teen gives a graduation speech about the struggles of curly-haired youth in Florida's climate of humidity. Apparently we are at the "malicious compliance" stage of political oppression. https://t.co/SeZUy2flac
— Jason Colavito (@JasonColavito) May 23, 2022
reports also express Queen's dislike for crosses, silver, running water https://t.co/qDgXrhFS6F
— Mind Snapping Over Pizza Hut Not Having MvC2 (@mrfeelswildride) May 21, 2022
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says his boss gave him an impossible mission. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great secret agent Ethan Hunt is in town tonight. Go and see him." Man bursts into tears as he reaches for his face. Says, "But doctor..." pic.twitter.com/X1LKizQtd3
— Tom Shapira (@tomshaps) May 23, 2022
Two-year old orders 31 cheeseburgers after mom leaves phone unlocked https://t.co/UfDhvW9yy2 pic.twitter.com/22aU2RMszk
— CTV News (@CTVNews) May 21, 2022
He finally got out. pic.twitter.com/nHRnff4UaQ
— Chris Cason (@Casonworld) May 22, 2022
Favorite little Bart Allen detail is that in any given establishing panel, you'll see like Bart running around all over, doing stupid shit. It's perfect! pic.twitter.com/oEMHIkkLeP
— Andrew reads / learns comics 🌈 (@Thrillh0us3) May 16, 2022
Tweets I will never forget pic.twitter.com/G04Jysc4gU
— Jas 🏳️⚧️ | B L M (@JasTheLass) May 4, 2020
Yalll 💀💀💀 pic.twitter.com/teA697vykN
— Fettucine Con Gandules (@mynamesdirtydan) May 19, 2022
The attention to detail on this @Dodgers stadium giveaway is phenomenal. pic.twitter.com/eLhj7jasnc
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) May 23, 2022
ok but where did the guy in the red shirt at the end come from https://t.co/fNvyPnD3AB
— the twink with a thousand enemies ♂️ (@postingtwink) May 14, 2022
You want me to get a husband???The thing that killed everyone on Dateline???
— Sara K. Runnels (@omgskr) May 21, 2022
Smth cute from today — a dog 'sings' along with the children's choir
— Mariam Nikuradze (@mari_nikuradze) May 9, 2022
🎥 Onise Melkadze/Facebook pic.twitter.com/8Zfkfj1lqI
According to this OP, their cat has learnt that it only gets food when the clock strikes 9 and thus has been trying to commit the "forbidden act of attempting to warp the time (to go faster), which the humankind has failed to actualize" 😂 https://t.co/lGTwON5o69
— 箕島 綺譚(they/them) 💖 Support Black Trans Liberation (@MishimaKitan) May 17, 2022
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