— Calvert Morgan (@CalMorgan) July 4, 2022
I mean we sure are tryinghttps://t.co/1YQ8mlIHKN
— John Fetterman (@JohnFetterman) July 6, 2022
This reminds me of the time the tobacco industry said it was the couches—not the cigarettes—that were the leading cause of house fires. Instead of dealing with cigarettes, we got toxic flame retardant in furniture.
— Nicole Perlr🌻th (@nicoleperlroth) July 6, 2022
These people are paid to lie and deflect at all costs. https://t.co/3letl0yMjP
A question I have is whether SpaceX CEO Gwynne Shotwell knew about this relationship when she defended Musk over the flight attendant story by saying in all her years working for him she had "never seen nor heard anything resembling these allegations." https://t.co/3uWyGOdcpV
— Jeff Bercovici (@jeffbercovici) July 6, 2022
"I've never heard of him having sex with an employee he wasn't dating"
— Jeff Bercovici (@jeffbercovici) July 6, 2022
"I've never heard of him having sex with an employee below the executive level"
"I've never heard of him having sex with an employee while airborne"
just gaming this out
Imagine looking around a room for support and *these* are the faces looking back.
— Jen Holt MRes (@JennaferHolt) July 6, 2022
No satire has ever gone far enough, it really hasn’t. Reality really is stranger than fiction, and hell really is empty and the devils really are all here pic.twitter.com/IIWLpFxL9A
i mean your country is told what laws are by an unelected council of wizards that try to guess what the ghost of thomas jefferson really meant
— WandysChoiceTweeter (@ChoiceWandys) July 6, 2022
.@wapplehouse out here being all philosophical and -ish. I am just annoyed I didn't see this or think of it first 😂 pic.twitter.com/wnR3NaVspJ
— B.C. Dodge a.k.a #DamnItCarl (@BCDodge_me) July 5, 2022
Genuinely had no idea Elvis really did this, thought Baz Luhrman was just going insane https://t.co/HXKKxJfWf3
— Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) July 5, 2022
Hokkaido Shimbun announced it will abolish the black phone symbol on 7/1, citing decreased recognition amongst readers https://t.co/lEIqdjnvjc
— Spoon & Tamago (@Johnny_suputama) July 4, 2022
Mookie has handshakes with Kirsten Watson and SNLA crew, lol. pic.twitter.com/sSzpBFVLfR
— Chad Moriyama (@ChadMoriyama) July 7, 2022
Just a good celebration to remember for the next time I screw up.Here's Hello Kitty's first pitch. it was a bit outside pic.twitter.com/UBerLTxd6R
— CJ Fogler AKA Perc70 #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) July 7, 2022
They're releasing NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD in 4k in Japan and part of the promotion is "Romero Melon Soda" and "Corpse Jerky". Such great design. pic.twitter.com/QgaozLvNn0
— 🎃 Dave Scheidt 🎃 (@DaveScheidt) July 5, 2022
I hastily photoshopped this for a group chat shitpost earlier and I can't stop thinking about it pic.twitter.com/Ec5h7N1vt3
— Natescape Navigator (@uxcryptid) July 5, 2022
embarrassed to admit how often i think about this taco truck from GTA5
— izzy "notable trans" kestrel (@iznaut) June 28, 2022
CHOOSE SIDES is just…god it’s so funny pic.twitter.com/uVIV2zjZ2Z
Jesus blessing a woman with the recipe for Pepsi pic.twitter.com/DUAzvULusI
— Octopus/Caveman 🏳️🌈 (@OctopusCaveman) July 3, 2022
despite their warnings, many of you forget to buckle up before reading a historian’s thread and are dealt massive unblockable psychic damage
— Diabetic of Enlightenment (@dee_bee_h) June 27, 2022
So last night me and my husband went to a bar for our one month anniversary and did a lil sexy role play as strangers on a first date.
— Sally Ann Hall (@mesallyann) July 1, 2022
Later a woman pulled me aside in the bathroom to say “sorry but I was watching… It is so funny how much you hate that guy and he has no idea.”
To be fair my husband chose to play a deeply religious virgin and I was annoyed as shit
— Sally Ann Hall (@mesallyann) July 1, 2022
"Wavy, inflatable tube people set up in Rockhampton Botanic Gardens to deter flying fox population" https://t.co/xveLDZLBaR
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) July 7, 2022
I just spent three confusing, anxiety-riddled hours in two different police stations
— Elle Has Cats (@ellle_em) July 1, 2022
Because of THIS THING pic.twitter.com/Oukva2hKcE
Also all of this was being conducted in my atrocious Spanish and the cops' basic English which was very not at all stressful as hell
— Elle Has Cats (@ellle_em) July 1, 2022
And of course the cops all took pictures of the bird so I'm sure a bunch of Spanish cops are laughing at the useless, confused American with the small angry bird in a Converse box
— Elle Has Cats (@ellle_em) July 1, 2022
Plus my husband was wearing this shirt pic.twitter.com/Z9E1vL5DqJ
— Elle Has Cats (@ellle_em) July 1, 2022
Facing soaring inflation, a Japanese zoo has resorted to offering cheaper fish to its sea animals. The penguins are very unimpressed, refusing to even look at them. The otters are throwing the offerings aside. pic.twitter.com/mUtKGNh3Mz
— Jake Kwon (@JakeKwon88) July 6, 2022
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