"Will this thing keep owls off my roof?"Losing my mind at giant Home Depot crab and the reviews for it. pic.twitter.com/5VpgHN7xXZ
— AnhDang (@anhdangerous) July 20, 2022
Shrimp! Is much harder than Yesterday… https://t.co/EUClEXmcwg pic.twitter.com/J6YEdL6ZIG
— José Andrés (@chefjoseandres) July 22, 2022
The real point of those outtakes is to drive an incredibly vain man who is watching every minute of this out of his mind
— Drew McKevitt (@drewmckevitt) July 22, 2022
The Secret Service really went on a ride from ‘our boys will be up on the Hill directly going under oath to contradict Cassidy Hutchinson’ to ‘we deleted all the records you asked for and now will say no more’ in about two weeks.
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) July 21, 2022
Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Josh Hawley “casually sauntered” from the January 6th riot.
— Scott Shapiro (@scottjshapiro) July 22, 2022
We thought it would be *so* nice to honor Dr. Oz's Jersey Pride. So we're starting a petition to get him inducted into the @NJHallofFame! 🎉
— John Fetterman (@JohnFetterman) July 21, 2022
Add your name here and let's show him our support: https://t.co/mMqaHYvGpO pic.twitter.com/2J812jNJbl
— John Fetterman (@JohnFetterman) July 22, 2022
At no point in this article does James Forsyth mention that Rishi Sunak is his best friend or that he was best man at his wedding.
— Mic Wright (@brokenbottleboy) July 21, 2022
It’s less conflict of interest and more all-out-war of interests. pic.twitter.com/beudmh6moz
I don't know the source of this picture, but this is indeed the best description of what is happening.
— Olga Rudenko (@olya_rudenko) July 22, 2022
This is exactly how it feels for us here in Ukraine. pic.twitter.com/Rb5npuikMV
$46.1M: Kyler Murray's average annual value
— Action Network (@ActionNetworkHQ) July 21, 2022
$41.9M: Oakland A's active payroll
😳😳😳 pic.twitter.com/C7hgv5CFYo
Somebody show this tweet to the owners of the Oakland Athletics https://t.co/15WHYvHx9N
— Wosny Lambre (@BigWos) July 21, 2022
The A-Rod contracts were the unofficial cap for about 12 years, then they went up, and now the Trout contract is the unofficial cap. The percentage of league revenue spent on player salaries has been cut by almost half in the past 20 years.
— Michael Baumann (@MichaelBaumann) July 21, 2022
“This was a criminal offence. Now it’s an option for business” https://t.co/Fm7dANbDBf
— Rebecca Rideal (@RebeccaRideal) July 21, 2022
i think iCarly was eerily prescient when it depicted teens surveilling their neighbors for content that would drive traffic
— 🌏🔎Leigh Alexander 🐬💿✨ (@leighalexander) July 21, 2022
(I'm never going to read about the "lies" about Shumacher no matter how long that article lurks in my sidebar.)I think it's weird that the twitter sidebar will promote topics as "trending" when they're totally not, they're just stuff the algorithm has noticed you like. Like nice try twitter but I've figured out Shadow the Hedgehog does not in fact trend every day
— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) July 22, 2022
lol San Francisco pic.twitter.com/phUP8Eh9zq
— Drew Tuma (@DrewTumaABC7) July 21, 2022
Details on details on details. 💍 pic.twitter.com/JpFVf6E5oS
— Los Angeles Rams (@RamsNFL) July 22, 2022
(One write-up.)Reading about Mark Rothko accepting a $35K commission from The Four Seasons in 1958 to paint murals in the restaurant and this is one of the hardest quotes I've ever seen in my life pic.twitter.com/mNAmDkTgEI
— John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) July 20, 2022
📸 @yasminesummanx
— altpress (@AltPress) July 17, 2022
This is in Camden, London U.K.
I'll keep it simple. This is one of the best Q&As we've ever done. If you don't to hear our individual answer to each of these (with no individual repeats), then idk what to tell you. https://t.co/UnlP7j5Zhc pic.twitter.com/hp0mHMM3nj
— A More Civilized Age: A Clone Wars Podcast (@More_Civilized) July 13, 2022
Looking for a new hobby? Have you considered buying a pair of bolt cutters and just cutting any bolts you see wherever you go?
— Katelyn Gadd (@antumbral) October 23, 2021
I laughed too hard at this pic.twitter.com/ZKe8SF647x
— Markeia McCarty 🔜 SDCC (@markeiamccarty) July 11, 2022
100% behind this pic.twitter.com/X7dm9K1BQD
— Dave Lee (@DaveLeeFT) July 6, 2022
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