Super Punch: Today's funny posts

Wednesday, August 17, 2022

Today's funny posts

This was an official Nintendo recommendation for 2P Splatoon on the WiiU and I’m very into it.
↓ pic.twitter.com/GhyztJidZi
— Dan Clarke (@DanClarke) June 15, 2022

Link.

Exclu: Dr. Oz at a campaign stop last weekend was asked a simple question.

“How many houses do you own?”

His response? — "Legitimately, I own two houses."

And well, reader, you know where this is going. The number is... not two.

For @thedailybeast https://t.co/l72qIDQ9ST
— Ursula Perano (@UrsulaPerano) August 17, 2022

We repeatedly told @DrOz that we had pre-made veggie trays..excuse me “Crudité”…in the deli starting at $5.99. $7.99 with guacamole and salsa. Vote @JohnFetterman! pic.twitter.com/FO83LmYPIl
— Wegner’s Groceries (@grocerieswegner) August 15, 2022

Activists Gina Viola and Sim Bilal have filed a lawsuit demanding the ability to stage protests against mayoral candidate Rick Caruso inside the Grove, @sherlyholmes reports https://t.co/UU2ziwVzHs
— David Zahniser 🦅 (@DavidZahniser) August 16, 2022

I managed to miss the entire discourse of 'quiet quitting' which is just......doing your job as described
— Anne Helen Petersen (@annehelen) August 16, 2022

i was on the fence about andrew yang’s new political party. their message seemed pretty vague and i suspected it might be a grift. then i saw this sick graphic. now no amount of tearful protestations from my wife will keep me from redirecting our kids college fund to this g pic.twitter.com/UpdWbpi96b
— eve 6 professor of medical psychology (@Eve6) August 16, 2022

A fun detail of the Google Maps app is when you ask for directions to a far away place, the walking directions icon gets hiking gear. pic.twitter.com/j2857EE8ZC
— Joe 🍞 (@joejoinerr) August 7, 2022

He was beyond cut that is how one cop described the naked “Terminator” guy who step out of car after his vehicle hit another one in the Van Nuys area of LA on Monday. LAPD quickly detained him. The man is now on a 72-hour mental health hold at a psyche hospital. https://t.co/hNVXLYi2bz
— Richard Winton (@LAcrimes) August 16, 2022

NSFW

Yeah yeah fanart is not allowed in college portfolios...but what if the media is SO niche it cannot be recognized as fanart? You're telling me the professor reveiwing my portfolio will recognize Touhou Project Embodiment of Scarlet Devil fanart???
— benjautism (@puyogho) August 7, 2022